I'm 59% Virgin

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I deleted this originally but I decided to repost it :D

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

[x] Smoked 
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died.
[x] Been drunk
[] Had sex.
[x] Been to a concert.
[] gotten/given a handjob.
[] gotten/given a blowjob.
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
[] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[x] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school
[ ] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store 
[] Went streaking.
[] Given or received a lap dance.
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 
[x] Kissed a stranger.
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[X] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[] Hit by a car.
[] Had a party.
[] Done serious drugs. 


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

[] Played strip poker/darts.
[] Got paid to strip for someone.
[] Run away from home.
[] Broken a bone
[x] Eaten sushi.
[] Bought porn. (GIRL I DON'T BUY PORN :stare:)
[x] Watched porn 
[ ] Made porn 
[x] Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%


[x] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[] Cried yourself to sleep
[x] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun
[] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched an animal die. 
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

[x] Watched a person die.
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
[x] Pranked somebody
[x] Put somebody in the hospital.
[x] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[] Kissed somebody of the same sex.
[] Dressed punk.
[] Dressed goth.
[x] Dressed preppy.
[] Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[x] Been stalked. 
[] Stalked someone. 
[x] Met a celebrity.
[] Played an instrument
[x] Ridden a horse.
[] Cut yourself. 
[] Bungee jumped.
[x] Ding dong ditched somebody. 
[x] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%

I'm 59% Virgin!

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Arjay-the-Lionheart's avatar
I havent done much on this list, uh oh